This post is dedicated to all women out there with a husband....and a 'man drawer'.
Let me elaborate.
My husband has the unique ability to take possession of one of our kitchen drawers. It doesn't matter which drawer, how big
or how small. It has happened in every house we've lived in since we have been married.
That's 13 years. 13 years of living with a 'man drawer'.
Now, it's not the fact that my husband has his own drawer that bothers me, it's the contents of said drawer that boggles my mind.
The spare set of car keys from his first car (that's 5 cars ago). 3 old alkaline batteries. Some odd looking screws and bolts from who knows where? 2 cupboard door keys from 2 houses ago. Pens that have run out of ink, a tube of super-glue that has now stuck to the bottom of the drawer, a few paper clips, and a digital watch.....that no longer works. There has been occasional instruction manuals to appliances we no longer have....actually I can't
ever remember having! And that's just a few examples.
Now come on girls.......you know you have one.....if not in the kitchen, then somewhere in the house. I'm convinced it's inherent in all men......the ability to create......THE MAN DRAWER!!
I'm convinced too, that when challenged as to the reason why this strange assortment of objects was being kept, the answer will always be the same........."Well....you never know when you might need it!"
Are you kidding me??????Now, we left South Africa 5 months ago. We sold
alot of stuff. We threw stuff away. We gave it away. We were pretty ruthless. So there's wasn't much left to bring over. Just some big pieces of furniture and sentimental things.
So try if you will, to picture my expression in this next scene. I'm opening a box we brought over and haven't had a chance to unpack yet. I thought there were some of our winter jackets in it, so I was preparing to wash them before packing them in the closet. Then I find lurking at the bottom, an old shoe box. So wondering what it could be, I opened it up, in case it was something we had been looking for. Inside, I find.....yep, you guessed it, the contents of the 'man drawer' !!
He actually packed and shipped (all the way across the Atlantic ocean) the spare key from a car he had years ago! YEARS AGO!!!!
I waited till that evening to tell dear hubby about my discovery. Just to see what he would say.
He didn't fail to disappoint me........."Well dear, you never know when you might need it!"
You gotta love him!!!
The 'man drawer' we bought to the USA!!

Note the film canister.......it's empty!!!...........

An aeroplane toothbrush...pen cartridges..... car keys from 3 cars ago......